Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Txting iz cool

My G1 introduced me to texting and I have been hooked ever since. I am now a crazy texting monkey. I've been a victim of mistaken identity quite a lot lately and gotten crazy texts as a results, enjoy.

I am not sure who this is, but, this person decided to share the following words of wisdom.

Random Text: Batman Must sound incredibly gay in Fance. Think how he must sound with a french accent, Je suis Batman! (I am Batman!)

Yet another random texting jewel.

Random Texter: Hello =)

(It's rare for someone to start a text to me with a smiley face)

Me: Hi. Sorry, I don't recognize the number...

(I tend not to remember things.)

Random Texter: Lol cuz u don't have it..lol it's anthony
- Re: Hi. Sorry, I don't recognize the number...

(What is up with all the lols? Also, the only Anthony I know, I hate. Give me my damn basketball back!)

Me: Anthony? I am at a loss here

(Really, I want my damn basketball back!)

Random Texter: Lol from brooklyn ur boo on the low ur 5th grade boyfriend
- Re: Anthony? I am at a loss here

(My boo you say? There is the damn "lol" again. Boyfriend, boyfriend? Having a boyfriend at some point in my life would likely be something I would remember)

Me: Yeah. You have the wrong number

Random Texter: Oppz sry lol
- Re: Yeah. You have the wrong number

(Really dude. "Oppz sry lol" I know I can't spell or construct full sentences, but that is ridiculous. "lol," really, "lol?")