My bionic knee actuator has been turned on; now I can flex my knee. In fact, now I make it a point to flex on everyone. I believe a famous reggae artist once said "Flex uh, Time to have sex uh..." I'm just saying is all. With this latest development I am finally able to bike with resistance. I own Level 2 elevation; A 15 MPH speed demon.
I'm kinda happy that I can now hobble around a little faster. I also no longer come off as a colossal jerk on buses and subways. The cane and leg enhancements still cause old ladies to give up their seats to me; a definite plus.
Going off in a little bit to see the new place. Any one who wants to volunteer for painting duty. If you are not available for duty we have tons of other things we can use some help with. Please volunteer we don't want to have to use our powers of persuasion. "Resistance is futile." Geeky Star Trek references aside, any help that can be given would be appreciated.
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Moon Knight is faster than you.
Too bad only Casey would get this reference, and he doesn't read your blog. Here's a hint...I break backs like Venom in Spiderman, it's Ultimate
Eating innocents for energy or just the fun of it
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