My G1 introduced me to texting and I have been hooked ever since. I am now a crazy texting monkey. I've been a victim of mistaken identity quite a lot lately and gotten crazy texts as a results, enjoy.
I am not sure who this is, but, this person decided to share the following words of wisdom.
Random Text: Batman Must sound incredibly gay in Fance. Think how he must sound with a french accent, Je suis Batman! (I am Batman!)
Yet another random texting jewel.
Random Texter: Hello =)
(It's rare for someone to start a text to me with a smiley face)
Me: Hi. Sorry, I don't recognize the number...
(I tend not to remember things.)
Random Texter: Lol cuz u don't have it..lol it's anthony
- Re: Hi. Sorry, I don't recognize the number...
(What is up with all the lols? Also, the only Anthony I know, I hate. Give me my damn basketball back!)
Me: Anthony? I am at a loss here
(Really, I want my damn basketball back!)
Random Texter: Lol from brooklyn ur boo on the low ur 5th grade boyfriend
- Re: Anthony? I am at a loss here
(My boo you say? There is the damn "lol" again. Boyfriend, boyfriend? Having a boyfriend at some point in my life would likely be something I would remember)
Me: Yeah. You have the wrong number
Random Texter: Oppz sry lol
- Re: Yeah. You have the wrong number
(Really dude. "Oppz sry lol" I know I can't spell or construct full sentences, but that is ridiculous. "lol," really, "lol?")
5 comments:
I think the only people who qualify as boyfriends are me or Larry. Maybe DJ... wait did I say that out loud?
I actually got one of those texts once "how are you baby?", from a friend who I hope was meaning to text his girlfriend at the time.
Thing is that I do not know these people
when G1 cruising goes wrong.....
My head STILL hurts from this one.
This is a DJ Storm EXCLUSIVE!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiYVFSgQ4hU
I still wonder, did he mean your boyfriend from when you were both hypothetically in 5th grade, or that he's in 5th grade now?
Also, are you sure that's a guy? Cause that's a lot of "lol" and smiley faces for a man.
And another weird thing is I've started getting random texts like "hey sexy", "what's up" from some number recently -- and Sharmilee is getting the same texts....
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