Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Ol' Blue Eyes

There was a blurb in the paper today, about two lines dedicated to a weird story from China. It was a weird medical case about a kid with glowing eyes. This is the kinda stuff from tv shows like Eleventh Hour, the good one with Patrick Stewart , or the pseudoscience seen on Fringe. I mean this individual can see perfectly in pitch black.

I barely know where to start with this one. I guess the loose environmental regulations have yet another benefit. Now the Chinese don't only have an edge in terms of the cost of labor and components but now their special brand of polluting has led to mutation.

I can see the programs that will spring from this starting with trials on the prison population. Before we know it there will be a red army of mutants who can see in the dark. At this point Chinese production will go through the roof as their child labor will no longer even need light to perform their tasks.

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