Trial size

Since the reemergence of liquid bombs the trial/travel size lobby has been hard at work to fill their once minute coffers. These modern day Robber Barons hold the flying public hostage at every turn. These unregulated corporate behemoths are so closely aligned with shady TSA deals that they have created a trial seal of approval to flaunt their connections.

The Trial Size World Dominate Institute (TSWDI), founded in 1993 after the first bombing, has been hard at wok behind the scenes since then. Its your job and mine to rage against the machine before we are under their rule forever. Its not too late to bring to light the actions of this powerful group.

"We seek to replace all known products with their trial version. It is not till we have proliferated the market with our tiny goods will we be able to complete our plans for world domination." the President of TSWDI recently said to the nytimes blog. "Oh. Did I let that slip?"

Say no to trial sizes, say no to unrivaled control of the products we buy.