Apparently Global Warming has jumped the shark. I read in the metro that we are actually in a period of global cooling. Forget the whole "New Deal" "Energy Plan" thing. This was all actually a mistake; I didn't calculate the natural cycle of the sun and sun spots or something. I stand corrected. It's time to hunker down with several winter jackets and blankets. Looks like we are going to need to drill for more oil 'cause home heating bills are about to go through the roof.
New Plan:
- Donuts and bacon wrapped butter for everyone: You're gonna need to fatten up
- No more shaving. Bears don't shave. Why should we?
- Replace your spray bottles with the older better CFC kind cause we really need the green house effect now.
- Last but not least is the huge bonfire initiative.
See you at the debates....
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