Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Keeping up this

is a lot harder than I thought it would be. So much crap has gone on over the last 3 months and I haven't posted squat. I no longer go straight to the Internet when I come home because I am now highly domesticated.

I've had a couple thoughts on how I can do this effectively. Basically 3 posts a week which will likely be some boring "this is what happened today" crap. Hopefully it those will eventually lead to the most exciting adventures since the Pirate Captain combed his luxurious beard and ate delicious ham.

I am just as good with text messaging as most people are with Dah-Dah, Dah-Dah-Dah, Di-Dah-Dit, DiDiDit, Dit; Dah-Di-Dah-Dit, Dah-Dah-Dah, Dah-Di-Dit, Dit (Morse Code). Though I have taken to doing more of it recently due to the text messagers I know. I had to add texting??? to my plan due to the messagers I know (Pkilla).

I've obviously written way more than I intended for today...

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You think that's bad? Wait til you see the "Buying Pkilla Endless Knishes and Candy" surcharge I put on your Amex.

HumanDynamo said...

Good thing my wallet is bullet proof http://www.cineclub.de/images/2003/06/bulletproof_monk_p.jpg

Anonymous said...

I expect more next time?? geez, did you have your coffee today?

L BO said...

Good thing your english language use is bulletproof too.

O yea, when's deportation day?

HumanDynamo said...

It's clearly the morse code that threw me off on the last paragraph o and · · — · · · — — · — · — · — · · —

Anonymous said...

From your very undomesticated friend.

I won't go deep into commenting on whether being domesticated is a good or bad thing. Rather I will remind you that many women felt enslaved or at least bound and tied down by the domestic duties that were bestowed on them. I want to also remind you that many Africas and others have actually been enslaved by others to keep up the ongoing job and illusion of domestics. So what is my point? Don't rob the world of the human dynamo for the purpose of being a "household servant" (definition as per Webster's Dictionary). Webster also tells us being domesticated means being "tamed or kept by man". Just throwing stuff out there, ya know? Now I don't want you to live in squalor, but I do want you to live! Remember we are more than our chores and tasks. In other words I hope the human dynamo has not become a household cleaning product!

Anonymous said...

yea, i agree with tina. more posts, and less cleaning. let that lazy roommate of yours clean sometimes. o, and uhm, good luck with all that, sucka!!!