I clearly do not have enough going on in my life, between packing for my move, hunting for a used car, working 10+ hour days, and becoming Senior Software energy through attrition. Newly inspired by USA network's replay of the pirate movies I set forth on a mission of great importance: find new pirate references on the Internet. Early on in my search I found a pirate name generator. The site requires that you answer a few questions, to gauge you pirate personality. It churns these through some complex algorithms, and then supplies you with a name.
I am proud to introduce you to : Black Marty Rackham. This got my wheels a turning, in fact I became very disappointed in myself. Somehow I had overlooked the fact that I was never graced with a pirate name, I had also failed to give one to my peoples.
Time to rectify...
LBO : Lord IronLeg la Bouff
Y-O : Captain Redbeard the Feared
AK : Alvilda Gunpowder the Konquerer
X : Barbarossa der Tantzer
DJ : Sir Diabolito Skillz
RK: Mad Abednego the Fierce
Jron: Sir Ronald of Morgan
Arrr! tis a fearsome crew.
7 comments:
arrrrrr :)
it'd be more fearsome if my first name wasn't horatio and my last name wasn't bouff.
oh c'mon lbo. i like your name :) ALTHOUGH perhaps HD could throw in a scary middle name to spice things up a bit...
lookie a new name!
Much much much better. Thanks Keysie, but it was not a good name. I HATE David Caruso, and that's where misspelled Horatio came from.
oh right- well that makes perfect sense. (i'm being sincere)
Did you just pick the names out of a hat or something or one of those pirate name generators on the internets?
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